Funny jokes to make you merry! What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap. What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince…

Ikea is coming to Auckland, followed by the South Island – and it’s bringing its famous meatballs. Ikea’s development project manager Will Edwards confirmed this morning the new Ikea store will open in Auckland and also promised to complement the store with a second store for the regions. “Kiwis have been asking for a long time. The blue and yellow…

Well the rates are high – might have a lot to do with all that the council does for the Auckland Region. Here’s a list of the web-sites owned and managed by the Auckland City Council that you might find useful. Auckland Council websites Main Auckland Council Site Auckland Civil Defence Auckland Council Careers Auckland Design Manual City Parks OurAuckland…